Bubble Whip - 'Bl**d Spatter Analyst' - (Soap | Shaving cream | Bubble Bath)
- Description
⚠️ Heat Sensitive!
Be mindful in temperatures over 85°F. Keep this in mind when ordering - if you can't get to your mailbox quickly and you think it may melt, wait till it gets cooler in your area to order, please. Keep these beauties cool and upright. They’re limited and tend to vanish quickly (mysteriously, some might say).
🩸 Bubble Whipped Soap 🧼
Because sometimes… cleanliness is a cr*me scene.
Meet the most dangerously smooth whipped soap to ever hit your shower shelf. Creamy, silky, and wickedly satisfying — inspired by forensic precision but scented like innocence itself.
This rich, dense whip creates luxurious lather that doubles as a gentle cleanser, foaming body butter, or shaving cream. It’s airy yet rich, cleansing yet conditioning — the perfect formula for anyone who likes their bubbles with a little bite.
🧪 What’s Inside
- 💧 Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate – ultra-mild, creamy bubbles that cleanse without stripping
- 💎 Glycerin – adds that silky slip for shaving and post-wash softness
- 🌿 Cocamidopropyl Betaine – boosts foam and rinses clean
- 🕯️ Stearic Acid – gives it that dense, marshmallowy texture
- 🍬 Sugar – gentle natural exfoliation + humectant glow
- 🌸 All-Natural Fragrance – pear and Macintosh apple, balanced with soft freshness
- 🧴 Optiphen – paraben-free preservative to keep things safe and stable
- ✨ Mica – for that faint shimmer and “crime-scene chic” swirl
📦 Size
3 oz jar – perfect for travel, gifting, or staging a clean getaway.
Scent:
Top notes of Cherry, middle notes of Vanilla and a hint of flowering dogwood.
🧴 How to Use
Scoop a small amount and lather with water or a loofah.
Use as:
- A creamy body wash
- A smooth shaving soap
- Or a luxurious bubble bath booster
A little goes a long way — the formula is thick, rich, and ready to clean up any evidence. 😉
⚠️ Allergen
Contains coconut-derived ingredients.
🧪 Ingredients
Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Glycerin, Distilled Water, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Stearic Acid, Sugar, All-Natural Fragrance, Optiphen (Preservative), Mica.
